Handicap button? or lazy ass people button?

Have you noticed the inordinate number of people who are handicap these days?

I've noticed an incredible number of disabled children lately!

It seems to be independent of age too. It seems as early as they can start walking they start becoming handicap... wait... or are they being taught to be the laziest children on earth?

Parents seem to be teaching their kids to use the handicap button to open doors. By teaching i don’t mean they just let them push the button... they actually give them verbal commands and cheerful acknowledgement for pushing the button!

Every time I go to the rec center I see parents pushing the lazy laid back US lifestyle on their kids. Generally here is how the situation works out.. Kids go to the rec run to the button and push it. When a few people arrive at the door at the same time a line forms while the door slowly opens. If someone is a little late no one ever holds the door. Once in the first door the line stalls once again as they push the other button to open the other door.

On the way out of the building sometimes I see the same kids… they run from the vending machine, with some obviously nutritional meals in hands and push the button… repeat… repeat.

Maybe im the only one who finds this whole situation absurd.

... and btw. who the heck thought of that idea for a USB flash "aka thumb" drive. Yikes..