Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Masters in Beer-ology.

Masters in Beer-ology.

So me and a friend were talking about degrees and i mentioned that if could get a masters is beerololy and came up with some ideas on requirements for this degree. I think i have come up with a more complete degree program.
You might need some pre reqs if you did not get your undergraduate in beer-ology however.
Pre reqs-
*Drink a beer from atleast two different families.
*Are of legal age.
*Hour of power.
Core classes-
* BGY5000 Century club.
* BGY5050 Edward 40 hands.
* BGY5621 Intro to beer bong.
* BGY5869 World tour (beer from asia, euro, na, aust)

Pick two of the following.

* BGY6201 Foundations of beer battering.
* BGY6202 Intro to blew-ology (visit a brew) .
* BGY6203 Principals of pouring (keg, tap, bottle, can).
* BGY6204 Game theory (master the art of pong).

Select an area of emphasis.

Master of brew-
* BGY 8010 Brew your own

Master of drink-
* BGY 8015 Palate refinement (identify beer by type)
* BGY 8016 Chug-ology (pitcher, shotgun, keg stand, tripple bong)
Capstone class-
* BGY9000 Ethics of the drunk.

The pic has nothing at all to do with the topic haha.

1 Comments:

Blogger Simon said...

You know there is actually a beer university course, right? I'll have to find you a link.

Er, this isn't the link I meant, but it's funny: http://www.bandersnatch.com/drinking.htm

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